Bad death metal, bad doom, bad rock, bad album, but Decibel Magazine’s aging editor has developed such a horrible case of PTSD over 90’s metal being over that he heard the shit-tier intro and actually thought it was Thergothon, thus crowning an album too mediocre for any other metal list as their #1. If you’re a musician that ever started a death metal band within the first year of picking up your instrument your music sounded exactly like this. Sad!!!) and then repeatedly going back and forth between really bad doomdeath n’ roll and radio friendly rock n’ roll. Jumping aboard the retro train on Medusa, Paradise lost begins this album with several minutes of D-grade funeral doom before reminding all of us that they are the same band that recorded the super-futuristic Orgy/Nine Inch Nails worship album Host (complete with a cover jacked from P.O.D…. Originally a great doom/death outfit, the band quickly pursued a radio rock career in search of Metallica stardom. Paradise Lost is the only band named after their career. Let’s cremate the foul miasma of 2017 with a funeral pyre of epic proportions: a sadistic metal review carbonization of #1 picks from the fakest of the fake metal news outlets… Where the commonality lies is that all of the number one picks are fecal matter on toilet tissue, usually not metal and certainly not even worth listening to. Yet with a whole generation of useless neckbeard millennials frantically trying to pursue a career in metal journalism via a desperate pursuit of vindication from that $40,000 of communications-degree student loan debt we have hundreds of “best metal albums” lists every year.īecause there are thousands of metal releases each year hundreds of shitty musicians and journalists are somehow convinced that their opinion matters and that people care about their lists, we now have list after list with totally different picks because no one can possibly sit through a listen of thousand releases ever year. 2017 was a shit waste of a year when it came to metal music.
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